Rules: - Bold all of the following TV shows which you’ve ever seen 3 or more episodes of in your lifetime. - Italicize a show if you’re positive you’ve seen every episode of it.
24 30 Rock 7th Heaven ALF Alias All That American Gothic America’s Next Top Model Angel Arrested Development Babylon 5 Batman: The Animated Series Battlestar Galactica (the old one) Battlestar Galactica (the new one) Baywatch Beverly Hills 90210 (original) Bewitched Bonanza Bones Bosom Buddies Boston Legal Boy Meets World Brothers And Sisters Buffy the Vampire Slayer Californication Carnivale Chappelle’s Show Charlie’s Angels
Chuck Clarissa Explains it All Columbo Commander in Chief Crossing Jordan CSI CSI: Miami CSI: NY Curb Your Enthusiasm Daria Dark Angel Dark Skies DaVinci’s Inquest Dawson’s Creek Dead Like Me Deadwood Degrassi: The Next Generation Designing Women Desperate Housewives Dexter Dharma & Greg Different Strokes Doctor Who Doug Dragnet Due South ER Everwood Everybody Loves Raymond Facts of Life Family Guy Farscape Fawlty Towers Felicity Firefly Frasier Freaks & Geeks Friends Fringe Futurama Get Smart Gilligan’s Island Gilmore Girls Gossip Girl Grey’s Anatomy Grange Hill Growing Pains Gunsmoke Happy Days Hell’s Kitchen Hercules: the Legendary Journeys Heros Home Improvement Homicide: Life on the Street House I Dream of Jeannie I Love Lucy Invader Zim Invasion JAG Jackass Joey Kim Possible Knight Rider Knight Rider: 2008 Kung Fu Kung Fu: The Legend Continues La Femme Nikita LA Law Laverne and Shirley Law and Order Law and Order: SVU Law and Order: CI Leverage Little House on the Prairie Lizzie McGuire Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman Lost Lost in Space MASH MacGyver Malcolm in the Middle Married… With Children McLeod’s Daughters Medium Melrose Place Miami Vice Mission: Impossible Mod Squad Monk Mork & Mindy Murphy Brown My Life As A Dog My Three Sons My Two Dads Mythbusters NCIS Ned Bigby’s Declassified School Survival Guide Nip/Tuck Numb3rs One Tree Hill Oz Parks and Recreation Perry Mason Power Rangers Press Gang Prison Break Private Practice Privileged Profiler Project Runway Psych Pushing Daisies Quantum Leap Queer As Folk (US) Queer as Folk (UK) ReGenesis Remington Steele Rescue Me Road Rules ROME Roseanne Roswell Sanctuary Saturday Night Live Scooby-Doo, Where Are You? Scrubs Seaquest DSV Seinfeld Sex and the City Six Feet Under Skins Sister Sister Slings and Arrows Smallville So Weird South of Nowhere South Park Spaced Spongebob Squarepants St. Elsewhere Star Trek Star Trek: The Next Generation Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Star Trek: Voyager Star Trek: Enterprise Stargate Atlantis Stargate SG-1 Starsky & Hutch Superman
Supernatural Surface Survivor Taxi Teen Titans That 70’s Show That’s So Raven The 4400 The Addams Family The Amazing Race The Andy Griffith Show The A-Team The Avengers The Beverly Hillbillies The Big Bang Theory The Brady Bunch The Cosby Show The Daily Show The Dead Zone The Dick Van Dyke Show The Flintstones The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Golden Girls The Honeymooners The Jeffersons The Jetsons The L Word The Love Boat The Magnificent Seven The Mary Tyler Moore Show The Monkees The Munsters The Office (US) The Powerpuff Girls The Pretender The Real World The Shield The Simpsons The Six Million Dollar Man The Sopranos The Suite Life of Zack and Cody The Twilight Zone The Waltons The West Wing The Whitest Kids U’ Know The Wonder Years The X-Files Third Watch Three’s Company Twin Peaks Twitch City Unfabulous Veronica Mars Weeds Whose Line is it Anyway? (US) Whose Line is it Anyway? (UK) Will and Grace Wings Wonder Showzen Xena: Warrior Princess
Do I need a reason to help a pretty girl in a very wet dress?
Oh. I see. You don't trust me... Fine. I am genuinely hurt. Do you know why they call me Hatter?
Because you wear a hat?
...NO. Because I'm always there when they pass the hat, so to speak. Philanthropy. Generosity. I mean, you can call it what you will. It's who I am, and right now, looking at you there, there's nothing I want more then to help you find...
Jack! And return you both to your charming world of children's stories.
...I don't believe you.
I know what you're thinking. If I'm the frying pan, then that out there is the fire. I'll be square with you. I know people who like to help your kind. And if every once in a while, I scratch their back...